Wines of Distinction & Questionable Origins

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Est. Last Saturday  ·  Nampa, Idaho  ·  Canyon County

Nampa
Valley
Wines

Wines of the Treasure Valley

Genuine Grapes. Real People. Reasonable Bail.

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Est. Nampa, Idaho · Canyon County · Zip Code That Gets Respect Now
Our Provenance

Born in the
Valley.
Raised Right.

Nampa Valley Wines was founded on one unshakeable belief: great wine shouldn't require a passport, a trust fund, or a working AC unit.

Our estate sits on 0.3 prime acres just off Garrity Boulevard, adjacent to the Maverik and downwind of the tire shop. The terroir is unmatched. The grapes are imported. The heart is 100% Nampa.

We believe every bottle should tell a story. Ours usually involves a neighbor, a fence dispute, and at least one magistrate. We wouldn't have it any other way.

2Acres Under Vine (Estimated)
0Sommeliers on Staff
11Varietals, All Mispronounced
94Points (Self-Awarded)
The Collection

Wines of Consequence

Each bottle is hand-labeled, moderately chilled, and sold with a straight face. Screw caps are default. Cork available for an additional $3 surcharge we call "The Pretension Fee."

The Estate Experience

Visit the Estate.

Our tasting room is open most days, weather and scheduling permitting. We offer a full sensory experience unlike anything in the valley, or frankly anywhere with a fire code.

Walk the vines. Meet the dog. Ask Dwayne about the 2019 vintage. He'll tell you. He always tells you.

  • Seated tastings on the covered patio (folding chairs, BYO cushion)
  • Wine and cheese boards featuring Kraft singles on a real cutting board
  • Vineyard tours with advance notice (two business days or a text)
  • Private events in the garage venue, seating up to 14 comfortably
  • Free parking in the gravel. Extensive gravel.
  • Wi-Fi available. Password is "WineTime1"
"I've been to Napa. I've been to Nampa. Nampa had better snacks and nobody looked at my shoes."
— Verified Guest, Google Reviews, 4 Stars
Critical Acclaim

What They're Saying

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Dwayne's Blog · nampawineguy.blogspot.com

"The Caymus Maximus is genuinely the best thing to come out of this property since Dwayne himself, and that's saying something given the circumstances."

91
Canyon County Weekender · Print Edition

"Screaming Beagle is both a wine and a warning. We mean that as a compliment. You will understand when you taste it."

88
Idaho Press Tribune · Lifestyle Section

"Opus Mow pairs beautifully with a late Saturday afternoon when you've run out of excuses and the lawn isn't going to mow itself. Deeply human."

90
Treasure Valley Uncorked Podcast · Episode 47

"Dominus Coupon arrived with a $3 rebate form and we fell completely in love. We have not mailed the rebate form."

89
Facebook Group: Idaho Wine Lovers Unite

"Silver Doublewide has no business being this smooth. Asked for the recipe. They said it's a proprietary blend. It's not. Dwayne told us at the tasting."

87
Yelp Review · Anonymous · 4 Stars

"Cakebread and Butter got us through a Tuesday we don't talk about. We gave it four stars. The fifth star is reserved for the day we talk about it."

Life's too short
for bad wine.

It's also too short for pretension, parking fees, and people who swirl too long. Order online. We'll ship. Probably.

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