You must be 21 or older to enter. Or at least look it under the carport lighting.
Please drink responsibly. Or at least sit down first.
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Even the gravel is judging you.
Shipping calculated at checkout. We ship most places. Ask Dwayne.
Est. Last Saturday · Nampa, Idaho · Canyon County
Wines of the Treasure Valley
Genuine Grapes. Real People. Reasonable Bail.
Nampa Valley Wines was founded on one unshakeable belief: great wine shouldn't require a passport, a trust fund, or a working AC unit.
Our estate sits on 0.3 prime acres just off Garrity Boulevard, adjacent to the Maverik and downwind of the tire shop. The terroir is unmatched. The grapes are imported. The heart is 100% Nampa.
We believe every bottle should tell a story. Ours usually involves a neighbor, a fence dispute, and at least one magistrate. We wouldn't have it any other way.
Each bottle is hand-labeled, moderately chilled, and sold with a straight face. Screw caps are default. Cork available for an additional $3 surcharge we call "The Pretension Fee."
Our tasting room is open most days, weather and scheduling permitting. We offer a full sensory experience unlike anything in the valley, or frankly anywhere with a fire code.
Walk the vines. Meet the dog. Ask Dwayne about the 2019 vintage. He'll tell you. He always tells you.
"I've been to Napa. I've been to Nampa. Nampa had better snacks and nobody looked at my shoes."— Verified Guest, Google Reviews, 4 Stars
"The Caymus Maximus is genuinely the best thing to come out of this property since Dwayne himself, and that's saying something given the circumstances."
"Screaming Beagle is both a wine and a warning. We mean that as a compliment. You will understand when you taste it."
"Opus Mow pairs beautifully with a late Saturday afternoon when you've run out of excuses and the lawn isn't going to mow itself. Deeply human."
"Dominus Coupon arrived with a $3 rebate form and we fell completely in love. We have not mailed the rebate form."
"Silver Doublewide has no business being this smooth. Asked for the recipe. They said it's a proprietary blend. It's not. Dwayne told us at the tasting."
"Cakebread and Butter got us through a Tuesday we don't talk about. We gave it four stars. The fifth star is reserved for the day we talk about it."
It's also too short for pretension, parking fees, and people who swirl too long. Order online. We'll ship. Probably.